Happy Easter!

Easter is a notoriously crafty holiday, but I didn't do much. Why? Because I find Easter a little creepy. End of story. Happy Easter anyway! Here, enjoy a Peep.

Wait a minute...

What the...

It would be more convincing if the wool was radioactive yellow

Careful analysis revealed Peeps are nothing more than sugar blobs

Put down the Peep and eat some vegetables will you! My teeth hurt just looking at them.