Front (gold metallic ink is difficult to photograph)
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Close up of the Inside Detail- Super Fun Foam Stickers!
So now for the truth. Despite how jolly my Christmas cards appear, I pretty much hate Christmas. December is the worst. For fun, I decided to make some holiday cards that expressed how I really feel. Please note that these are not amazing works of art, or even amazing works of craft. These are simply concepts. Concepts about how I hate Christmas.
A small warning. Some of the cards pictured below contain questionable subject matter, blasphemy, adult language, but unfortunately no nudity. Enjoy!
Front: Lovely Mistletoe
Inside: So True!
Front: A Nice Card?
Inside: Think Again
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Inside: Says it all
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A Card so Good it only needs a Front
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Hope you are enjoying the holiday season! Or not, I don't really care.
8 comments:
these cards just made the month worthwhile. you rock Jess!
Oh man, what if you combined a few of those ideas. Like it was snowing blood while getting chased by that scary deer. Or if that scary Santa with red devil baby said that he would see you at work? OH CRAP!! What kind of job would you have to have if Santa was bringing a red demon child with him. Wait what if it is the demon baby that is going to see you at work? WTF indeed.
I think the whatever snowflake was my favorite. Subtle.
Also, I think you should limit Casey's alcohol/computer "fun time".
AMAZING!! Jessica! these are the best Christmas cards ever!!!! I love them!!! You are good!!!
Sergio
I think Molly should shut her damn yapper and stay out of my affairs.
F'in hilareous. Finally some cards with some honest spirit. Genius Jessica.
YOU'RE SO GODDAMN AWESOME! JESS! THESE ARE INCREDIBLE! I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE A GENIUS!
Jessica Bates.
Please tell me I'm getting one of these in the mail. I love you.
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